The Scene: The Music Festival Wizard @ MusicfestNW


Youth Lagoon on a rainy Portland afternoon.

MusicfestNW, Portland’s annual ode to the showcase festival, is an animal all its own. Combining the best of the city with the best of national and local acts, MFNW takes festie fans on a six day odyssey of music.┬áHere are the highlights from three days we attended (Wednesday, Thursday, Friday) in no particular order:

Let’s Get It Started
Rushing off the airplane, we dashed into the city just in time to catch Deerhunter in the stunningly beautiful Crystal Ballroom. MusicfestNW couldn’t ask for a better introduction to the city and the festival. Like the bearded dude standing next to me in a kimono said, “How great is this?” I couldn’t agree more, Bearded Kimono Guy.

Top balcony Crystal Ballroom. Deerhunter.

View from the top balcony at the Crystal Ballroom of Deerhunter.

Food, Food, Food
From a late night gorge at The Roxy, Portland’s version of Denny’s, to Sizzle Pie pizza binges to one extremely lucid hallucination of a strip club/dumpling establishment (that still sounds so wrong, but was so right), this is a city that can feed a festival fan. During the day, we pigged out at the roughly nine thousand food stalls that crowd the town. On a sidenote, some solid entertainment can be found from reading Yelp “brunch” reviews — almost every writeup is like the author is auditioning for…

Portlandia Does Portland
When legendary punker Bob Mould plays intermission, you know you’re seeing a one of a kind set. Fred Armisen delivered a stellar variety show including an Ian Rubbish opening act, unaired Portlandia clips, and a Q&A session with the audience. Bonus points awarded for letting that poor kid strapped into a halo invited up to sit on stage.


Dan Deacon bringing it to the people.

Dance Party, USA
Like a summer camp counselor directing a few hundred excited kids, Dan Deacon dazed the crowd in Pioneer Square with his interactive DJ set. Surrounded by fans, Deacon ran his show straight from the ground leading beat hungry festies through a progressively intense dance-battle-celebration.

Dick and Fart Jokes
The face melting local metal band, Sons of Huns, opened for comedian Brian Poshen who who then led us on a meandering journey starting with his old creepy balls, how he once farted on Christian Slater, and culminating in an impression of how Brian Posehn jerks off which still haunts my dreams.

The Greatest Attraction on Earth
“Let’s catch the first five minutes,” Coco said right before Cody ChestnuTT, an act we were both unfamiliar with, took the stage. Right from the word go, Cody and his band dominated the Doug Fir Lounge for well over an hour playing music that forced you to dance.


Cody ChesnuTT at the Doug Fir on Friday.

Want to see more of our trip? Check out our MFNW photo gallery right here.

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Born during a backstage Bonnaroo downpour, Vito's mission in life is to dance, write, and travel to all the great festivals that this wide world has to offer.