Internet Disappointed With Coachella 2013?


Oh, the Coachella 2013 hate is thick on the Interwebs. After releasing a perfectly solid lineup, fans have reacted sourly to the lack of headliners. Yes, there’s no huge name like the oh-so rumored Rolling Stones, but there’s nothing wrong at all with Coachella’s lineup. It’s Coachella. It’s going to be awesome and you’ll see tons of good music and get drunk/high with all your friends in the California sun.

The simple solution to all your bellyaching is to simply shut up and not go. Check out our list of about 300 (and counting) other festivals that might grab your goat.

Here’s a few of the of the headlines from the past week:

People Are Up In Arms Over The Coachella Lineup
Coachella Haters: Disappointed Concert-Goers React To 2013 Lineup
10 Reasons Why Coachella’s Lineup Sucks, 20 Reasons Why it Doesn’t
Coachella 2013 Lineup Finally Revealed … Yay?

I do agree, The Stone Roses is a left-field choice to headline Coachella, a band which is fairly unknown to that younger Coachella demographic. But it also means we get this hilarious website. A quick search on Twitter shows that fans seem to be generally favorable to the lineup.


Born during a sweaty, backstage, Bonnaroo downpour, the editor-in-chief's mission in life is to dance, write, and travel to every great festival that this wide world has to offer. While his identity remains a mystery, you may have already met him, probably when he helped himself to your party favors.


  • February 5, 2013

    Jimmy newton

    The line up is crazy good, im amazed festival goers are disapointed. They just dont know good music. Feel free to sell your ticket though, i need one ;)

  • February 24, 2013


    There’s nothing wrong? Forget the headliners.

    You obviously are neither clued into EDM nor Coachella’s relationship to that scene. Year after year, big name DJs and electronic artists are a huge draw. For fans who annually flock to Indio for the best in electronica and dance music this year is a certainly let down.

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