Running a site like MFW means I spend a good chunk of time surfing the Internet. And when I’m not looking at porn, I’m looking at the official sites for music festivals. Some of the mascots so far this year that keep me up at night…
I’m not ordinarily scared of forest gnomes, but forest gnomes that dress up in animal costumes? That just freaks me out.
Even wearing pirate earrings and a jaunty Santa cap doesn’t make Pennywise the Clown any less creepy.
Hipsters having their heads removed and replaced with instruments? Scary.