Festival Briefs: Summer Set Cancelled, Pizza Sex, Groper Punched in the Face, Bonnaroo and Shaky Knees Lineup

New Rule: Don’t Have Sex With The Pizza
The multi-weekend party on the high seas, Holy Ship, is underway and Your EDM is reporting on a curious PSA from Norwegian Cruise Line that is begging fans not to have sex with the pizza. The memo reads: “Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating.” We will, of course, be following the emerging details of this story closely.

Update: As you already suspected, this wasn’t a real memo.

Coachella Bans Weed
Marijuana happy California legalized weed this year, but Coachella is going to take a pass on that joint. Their website FAQ reads: “Sorry bro. Marijuana or marijuana products aren’t allowed inside the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival,” which loosely translates to “Hey bro? Have you every seriously had trouble smoking weed at Coachella?”

Festival Hero of the Week
Take notice. Women aren’t putting up your shit any more at festivals. After a man groped Madeline Anello-Kitzmille at a New Zealand NYE fest, she slapped him in the face, and her friend tossed a drink over him for good measure. Follow the link to see the righteous fury — they already took down the original video down from YouTube because *gasp* it contains glitter covered breasts.

MFW Deadpool: Sun Sets on Summer Set
Founded in 2012, the Wisconsin festival is calling it quits. No specific reason, but some comments from the organizer have been posted on the official Facebook page.

Lineup Headlines

Shaky Knees Festival 2018 : Shaky Knees Festival releases daily lineup with Jack White, Queens of the Stone Age, and the NationalJack White, Queens of the Stone Age, The National! Lineup announced for Shaky Knees 2018
Bonnaroo Music Festival 2018 : Daily lineup for Bonnaroo 2018 is out with a new poster! The Farm will welcome Eminem, The Killers, and Muse to Bonnaroo 2018
Bottlerock Napa Valley 2018 : Bottlerock 2018 opens up a huge lineup with Bruno Mars, The Killers, Muse, Chainsmokers, Halsey, Snoop Dogg
The National Homecoming 2018 : The National's Homecoming Festival 2018 now has a lineup with Father John Misty, Fiest, Future Islands, The Breeders, Lord Huron
Vive Latino 2018 : Daily lineup released for Mexico's Vive Latino Festival 2018 with Gorillaz, Noel Gallagher, and Morrissey
Backwoods Music Festival 2018 : Michal Menert, Griz, and Snails added to Backwoods At Mulberry Mountain 2018 lineup

We are Music Festival Wizard -- a loose coalition of writers, photographers, artists, and musicians roadtripping around the world in search of the "perfect" music festival.