Festival Briefs: Festival Bans on Swearing, Tropical Fuck Storm, and A Shit Load of 2019 Lineup News

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Video of the Day
We’re suckers for a good lineup video, so here’s a hungover Annie Mac stumbling her way through the Lost and Found Festival’s 2019 lineup (see poster below).

Local Council Wants to Ban Swearing At Festival
The Friends of Finsbury Park (FOFP) community group released a group of “suggestions” for London’s Wireless Festival that include outright censorship. Also, no skimpy clothing.

Band Name of the Day
With our deepest apologies to the pearl clutching FOFP — today’s best band name is Tropical Fuck Storm playing Azkena Rock Festival. It’s so hip even Vice think it’s cool.

Unconfirmed Coachella Rumors of The Week
Kanye West, Childish Gambino, and Justin Timberlake. In other news, I’m booking a plane ticket back to Europe for festival season again. 

Unconfirmed Glastonbury Rumors of the Week
According to the bookies in the UK, Glastonbury is looking at Arctic Monkeys, ABBA, Adele, and Elton John.

Lineup Quick Hits
Rock in Rio 2019: Imagine Dragons, Muse, Nickelback
Roskilde 2019: The Cure
Bergenfest 2019: Bon Iver
Graspop 2019: KISS
NOS Alive 2019: The Cure, Bon Iver
TW Classic 2019: Bon Jovi
Summerfest 2019: Jason Aldean, Kane Brown
Zermatt Unplugged 2019: Passenger, Jessie J

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Born during a backstage Bonnaroo downpour, Vito's mission in life is to dance, write, and travel to all the great festivals that this wide world has to offer.