Amateur Porn – Coming Soon to a Festival Near You

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Porn star Pamela Kayne outside of Rockfest. Photo Credit: ADX4

Running out of exotic locations like the back of a van, the back of a bus, or the back of a Volkswagen Bug, porn producers AD4X have expanded to filming in the back of an RV. The twist here is that they plan to do it live at no less than five music festivals this summer across Canada.

If you were wondering if these porn visionaries could pull it off, they already have during last year’s Amnesia Rockfest in Western Quebec. The founder, Alex Martel, was not impressed and “upset by the fact that they did it without our knowledge or our permission or anything. And also that they’re pretty much using our name.”

The president of AD4X, André de la Seine (which sounds like the name of a Bond villain), claims that it’s all good because he used Google and there’s a Rockfest in Africa so pretty much anyone can use the name.

Two films were produced at the event called Casting au Rockfest Vol 1 and Casting au Rockfest Vol 2 which roughly translates into English as “Terrible Amateur Porn Shot At An Off-Site Private Property Near Rockfest”. At the very least, come up with a better name. If only there was a porn specific word that rhymed with “rock”…

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